Plagiarist!

I wish I could remember where I first saw these - I'd give credit where it's due.

But, plagiarism aside, here are two of my all-time favorite valentines.

First, for all the nihilists in my life, especially those of you busy burning down Flintown -

Nihilists never say yes. Jerks. But here's the best, straight from the Old Testament:

What a cute little tail. No, not you - the pig.