Now I'm hungry.

My students are working on their reality TV shows, and I'm indulging in this semester's theme: Choose Irresponsibility!

On the topic begun here and continued here and here, I introduce


THE LIZARD

One piece excellent white bread - dense and moist. Spread with peanut butter (natural, creamy). Generously add sprouts. Fold. Cost: One dollar.



Mmmmmm. I think I'll make that tonight. Or I would if I had any of the ingredients. Hey, Highland - still have sprouts in the fridge?