THINGS I WANT

One: An unlimited budget for T-shirts I see on the internet. The Dr. McNinja shirt is almost sold out! "Save yourself, mammal" - ha! Bears versus squids! Excited Victorians! T-Rex, you have shirts, too? I keep filling up my cart, sighing, and closing my browser.

Two: a car. Preferably a stick shift. D33p, how was your Honda for reliability? I've seen a bunch of them for sale pretty cheap. I also saw a $50 Yugo, but the advertiser claimed he was selling it so cheap because "yugos [sic] are piles of shit."

Quest, if I can buy a car by this weekend, I'll totally come to GRRRRRRRRR for Cherry Bomb. If not, I'll sit at home and yell Blast! and startle a cat.